Grandma Cave? Is that a sexual euphemism or do you really have a cave filled with grandmas?

Oy.

I’m regret that I have but one upvote to give for this spot-on analysis.

They should re-brand the site as “Movie Poop Chute.”

I think South Park does take a stand a on a few things:

I thought it was Marilyn Monroe who said that!

I’m sure you would. Venison.

Houston’s not on there? Thank heavens!

I should sue the manufacturers. I think they stole a photo of me and turned it into this product.

I up-voted for the admitted inanity.

Cory Chase! A fine choice.

Kid Rock being hard on single moms is ironic, given that he is the primary reason there are so many single moms in Michigan.

the other reason it’s gritty is that Stretch’s corn syrup filling has hardened and crumbled.

Whether Fieri is good or bad, there’s this cultural artifact:

Maybe it was a different kind of typo: He meant to say Texas is reeling from Harvey, and he’s OK with that.

d) b & c

My dad bought one of those. I got to drive it on our vacation, right after he bought it. At the time, I thought it was sorta cool. And that’s because no one else thought I was sorta cool.

There are few things in the world as comforting as knowing there’s a full box of frosted strawberry chocolate fudge in the cupboard.

Is that covered in diarrhea or chocolate?

I’ve been there! The pizza with the pulsating vagina-like orifice was pretty tasty.