Foreplay-bots for people with sensitive nipples!

Forget jewelry; hello autonomous back-scratching robots!

Maybe you think it’s verified, but I actually lived in a country with universal healthcare for quite a while, Israel. The ERs were not flooded in the way you describe. Not at all. People go to their general practitioner, who provides care or guides them to the right specialist. people in Israel go to the ER when…

Oops. That is quite a series of fuckups. She is off my list of potentially decent people. She’s still pretty, though.

While I know nothing of J. Hough’s character or talent (she appears on the kinds of shows I wouldn’t watch if you paid me), I do think she’s very pretty. And in this country, that means you can do what you want.

Well, you get an A for staying true to your principles. So, there’s that.

#1 and 2# are plausible. But, fat ex-fireman who retired to suburban FL makes #3 highly unlikely. I expect he was more the kind of guy beating on the druggies and the hippies back in the day.

Aren’t there public safety laws about discharging firearms in a public place?

Exactly.

My only solace regarding this asswipe is that he will absolutely and utterly waste all of the money he makes. When his star power ends, he will be working the cash register at Home Depot and thinking of his glory days.

Exactly. “Never attribute to malice (or, in this case, style) that which is adequately explained by stupidity.”

I think the low-key delivery was because the reporter realized there was no reason to be overly concerned. The possible outcomes were all favorable:

If my favorite singer/actor in the world asked me to participate in something like that, they would no longer by my favorite.

As a Jew who prefers to be date Jews to keep my religion alive, I want to agree with what you wrote. But when yo start ascribing magical qualities to the ‘black genome,’ you lost me. Genomes do not have ‘innate spirituality.’ And ascribing ‘humanity’s better instincts’ to black people only is ridiculous, as well as…

Exactly. Speaker drivers need to meet certain specifications fro size, mass, and stiffness. Existing car parts made of cheap plastic in weird shapes is just not going to reproduce sound in a way people would find accurate or pleasing.

Fuck them with a rolled up copy of the 2nd Amendment that’s been dipped in napalm and set on fire.

If he doesn’t need to redeem himself, what does he have to be guilty about? He didn’t choose his parents.

Yeah, but being a dancer is what really put him on the outs with the rest of his family and enabled his growing up non-tioxic.

They raised a narcissistic gold-digger for a daughter. Hopefully, they will have little or no contact with the kid.

I don’t think he needs to work for an NGO with the poor (not that that’s bad). In saying that, you’re implying he needs to redeem himself. All he really needs to do is get away from his family and find something that makes him happy without harming anyone else.