Says you, it hurt no one! What about the hopes of the portly, aging, unattractive— yet cynically witty — Jewish men out there?!? For a brief, shining moment, we had hope — hope that we, too, could experiencesexual abandon with a young, desirable actress/model... For a few seconds there, I thought it might actually be…

That driver looks exactly like I would expect a guy named Korbin who drives a truck professionally in the NASCAR Camping World Truck Series to look. Holy shit, what an inbred disaster!

Voiding during a three-way is always a possibility and likely to have consequences. Whether they are hilarious is largely a question of how chill the three of you are about bodily fluids and the general nature of sex (and just how full that bladder was).

You eat it.

This hypothetical is not a bad deal. Even if your true love turns out not be your ever-lasting, you still have a goat that’s DTF.

Given your username, shouldn’t you be more interested in discussions about fucking pigs?

Orlando Redd? I wonder if he’s related to the great bluesman, Tampa Red?

The Puppy Bowl is replayed several times on Game Day and the day following. You can’t miss it, even if you try.

I saw a photo online, taken in a bathroom at a professional sports stadium, during a sportsball game, of a partially-eaten hamburger resting on the toilet stall floor, next to the foot of the guy consuming it. The guy in the next stall took the photo under the separator wall.

To this day I cannot be grossed out by anything. I have looked into the abyss.

Lemme guess: the right tit dispenses ranch dressing and left dispenses BBQ sauce?

Guy strikes me as the kind of guy (look what I did there!) who would be sexually very vanilla, but he would probably enjoying punching or demeaning his partner afterward.

Getting fingered, maybe?

Token TX lib here, too. Blue Bell is not very good ice cream, and they seem to have some serious ethical problems at the exec level. You have other, better choices in your grocer’s freezer case.

This looks very yummy.

The average parmigiano wheel is 86lbs (http://www.parmesan.com/craftsmanship/…). Whole Foods in Houston is currently having a sale on parmigiano at $16.96/lb, so the whole wheel should cost $1457.7o, plus tax.

Wow. I’m not surprised that Beyonce, JLo, and Mariah have taken dictator money. I never thought they were about anything but greed, while being simultaneously tone-deaf to politics, but Sting is a surprise. Not because I think of him so highly, but because he thinks of himself so highly and because he seems minimally…

I looked up the scholarship when someone on Reddit mentioned it. In the submission instructions, PornHub made it very clear that anyone sending in pornographic material or sexualizing their submission video would be immediately disqualified.

fearing that someone might one day leak them without her permission, something that’s now happened to countless celebrities.

Shave off the beard, and he looks like Greg Brady (actor Barry Williams)