A Clam Wham? Do those come with cocktail sauce or tartar sauce?

Let’s be honest here — in auto sales there’s at least as much abuse coming over the counter from the dealer team as there is coming from the customers.

Sometimes it backfires. I was just thinking of adding this story when I saw your comment. Perfect opportunity!

Is that a raw potato slice?

I expect this is only in cases of privately-owned mom n’ pop type pizzerias. Anything that brings in money is good. No national chains would ever allow it.

Why would anyone go to a pizza place and bring all the same ingredients home to make themselves? It’s the same as buying a prepared pizza, except that your home oven will not be hot enough or large enough and will make a mediocre copy of what you could have bought properly made?

I wouldn’t stop in OK either.

Miley made the Rambam cry.

Given this incident and the earlier crash of the Kardashian-sponsored card, it is sad that this needs to be said, but do not buy financial products endorsed by rappers and celebutards. They are greedy, stupid people; they and their accountants do not have your best interests at heart.

I’m sorry, but you need to get out more. I’ve lived abroad and can tell you that when immigrants arrive, the rush to exploit them is right behind. This is not an innately American thing.

For those of us of the Hebrew persuasion, every autumn is an Autumn of Atonement. —rimshot!

What if the sex story is also a poop/vomit story? Those do happen from time to time (although not to me, thank heavens!)

Lactose shoes?

Lactose shoes?

So true! My son (age 13) started watching Friends on Netflix, so I watched a few episodes with him. I was amazed at what a whiny, manipulative dickwad Ross often was. When I was watching it 20 years ago (holy shit!), I was rooting for R&R to stay together. This time around, I kept yelling “Run, Rachel, run!” at the…

Not repainting the newer name of the hospital on the helipad is not an ‘outsider’s’ mistake. Blame for that one falls squarely on hospital administration, as it does any New Orleans emergency planner who assumed that all first responders know the local lingo and are always from down the block.

I’ve never heard the name ‘Orpah’ in any context but Oprah’s. I expect it is her error and that her mother had been referring to teh name Ofrah when naming her. Also, for what it’s worth, Israelis refer to her as Ofrah and not Orpah.

When you love someone, it doesn’t matter if they run over your heart with a truck and shoot you in the face...”

Actually, he’s almost right. Oprah is a corruption of the biblical name, Ofrah.

Fraben Dreschfleck? You know my accountant?

There should be NO AMBIENT SOUND in a public bathroom. No talking. No chit chat. No videos. No loud headphones. There should only be grunting and farting, and that’s it.