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You are so dumb.

In our town, Mexicans staff most of the restaurant kitchens, and construction companies, and cleaning companies, and landscaping companies, etc. No one complains when they pay less for any of these services. Yet this is a HIGHLY conservative, military/retirement community (which skews old and white), so there’s tons

This STILL makes we want to scream into the void. How many people actually want this? Have they devoted any thought to the logistics, maintenance, and oh, that AIRPLANES WILL STILL EXIST. And that plenty of the low-paying American jobs that Americans DONT WANT TO DO are done by people across the border? Also, I recall

Aye. That’s one slimy fuckstick.

No matter what kind of shit Trump gets up to, keep one eye on Paul Ryan.

Holly Marie Combs totally carried that show

Part of what gave Charmed its charm for me is it was unafraid to have a bit of camp to it. The show never aspired to be particularly good about plots, and its complexity was almost entirely an accident, but it was still a fun watch.

I still don’t understand why Ryan Seacrest is a thing.

Precisely - the manufactured drama, reality-TV route is a tool for wringing whatever cash you can out of someone who is on their way out of the business or who doesn’t have the talent required to maintain a lifelong career (see Hulk Hogan, Kim Kardashian etc). It’s a bit of a last dash, bridge-burning route for the

They want government to be big enough to block a border & small enough to fit up your vagina.

NO THIS IS TOO LOGICAL I AM ANGRY AT BEYONCE

I’m beginning to think Justin Beiber is a bit of an asshole.

What would you do if you stumbled upon Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone accompanied by eight other dorks doing some sort of choreographed dance to the music playing out of the trees in Fantasyland? Would you assume they were high or just quirky?

I can’t GIVE this enough stars. Fuck Dorit. And fuck PK. Jesus: use your name, you Vogon-looking disgusting creep-in-a-white suit.

The unfortunate truth is that 95% of the population, particularly those who scream “lip sync” don’t understand the technical challenges of music, any music in an outside venue. Or, any venue for that matter.

Mentally adding “...but in a good way.” to all horrible news I read this week.

This show has got everything...Drew Barrymore, squealing young women, tripping young women, illegal transactions like Breaking Bad, baby jokes, zombies, bridesmaids, yoga cleanses, Tom Green, vampires, zany comedy, Adam Sandler cameo, sex, gore, and Dan Cortez.

Dorit makes me rage - she’s so stupid she can’t even properly own up to what her stupidity has caused.

Dorit and her creepy husband are so fucking awful. The whole “I don’t remember” thing was such fucking bullshit & she was so obvious she was lying through her teeth. Eileen truly didn’t know what to do with that but good on her for not letting Dorit brush it off. I feel for her children, especially her daughter if she