I used to wake up in the morning and walk my dogs and think, “I wonder what today will bring?”

Trump supporters literally do not care that Trump is enriching himself. He’s a businessman, that’s his job to do business and make money. Who cares! Are you someone who hates success? America is going to be so successful under him, only a total cuck would care that Trump’s going to make himself even more rich because…

Ever get the idea Trump is just making shit up on the spot? He’s handling his transition like a fifth-grader doing an oral report on a book that’s still sealed in the box from Amazon, carelessly kicked under the bed after he mumbled “Stupid book report.....stupid teacher.....”

I’m sure they’re much more excited about an immigrant taking Michelle’s job.

Mandate won’t matter once he takes the oath of office. The powers of the presidency are the same regardless of the size of the victory. The only thing that tossing the election to the House does is further divide and demoralize the people. Otherwise, it accomplishes nothing except a pyrrhic victory of sorts.

Indeed. The electoral college no longer functions in the way it was originally intended, so I say we get rid of it. It’s only function these days is to disproportionately negatively affect the democratic party.

I mean, you don’t have to tamper with voting machines for an election result to be manipulated. Voter suppression and foreign action WERE factors in the election outcome. It’s just that no one tampered with the machines or the count itself, so it wasn’t very literally rigged.

a federal judge said it “borders on the irrational” to say any hacking of the voting machines might have occurred.

What? An early miscarriage is mostly blood and gunk? There’s no perfectly formed miniature baby to put in a super cute miniature casket?

Fluffer.

The story people were spreading on here was that Rudy fell asleep during a meeting, and Trump crossed his name off the list. Poor Rudy, it’s not easy for him to be out in the hours of daylight.

Ambassador to Italy??! What, because there are lots of guidos in jersey?? Lol this administration is fucking hilarious.

How to sort the true statements from the lies coming from this transition team: place all statements in basket labeled “lies.”

I love her. I love love love her. Millennials will never get how much she means to those of us who grew up with her. Madonna forever ❤️

Yeah, can we as a nation stop this shit? Not everybody can (or should) be President. One good idea does not make a good POTUS. An engaging personality is not a required qualification. An actual college degree (preferably advanced) should be a minimum requirement, along with some experience in public service (that…

“Papa Don’t Preach”= Separation of Church and State Champion

She’s young for a presidential candidate, she has amazing work ethic, she has stamina, she defers to specialists, she is pro-civil rights and the environment — I mean, why the fuck not. Without exaggeration she is galaxies better than what we’re looking at.

Madonna was interviewed before the show and was asked if she would consider running for president one day. She replied, “Maybe”. When asked what would be the first thing she’d do as president she replied that she would pay school teachers a whole lot more.

Wesley Snipes is writing his debut novel, a supernatural thriller, in stores summer 2017.

I’m pissed that Steve Bannon exists on this earth.