I’m still going with rock stupid. I’ve seen too many of his type in my classrooms—all bluster to cover up the fact that they don’t have the capability of abstract thought. Talks a good game but when it comes down to it has nothing of substance to say; that’s stupidity masquerading as bravado. You say he knows…

Every time I open the news:

He is literate, to the extent that he reads anything at all, and he’s not rock stupid, though he’s surprisingly unsmart for a guy in his shocking new position. He is extremely lazy and prone to listen to the last person who spoke to him, which, considering his Cabinet of Horrors, is not a good thing. What he does know…

It would be a meeting with genuinely smart folks you can’t bullshit. He’d know that they knew he was stupid.

What is the proper way to snub a bathroom attendant?

I dunno guys I’m just thankful we didn’t end up with that AWFUL woman with her EXTREMELY conflict-filled AAA-rated life-saving CHARITY as president though, right?

Every headline relating to Trump is like reading an Onion headline out of context. You do a double take, read it again, and then you realize it’s a joke.

Except it’s not, and then you just scream internally forever.

At this point, I honestly don’t even know what to say- there’s just no words to express the absolute insanity of what we are witnessing. There isn’t a single touchpoint I can reference to provide parallel or precedence. Can’t yell “1984" or “It Can’t Happen Here”, because even those seem to be set in some sort of…

Dude, a Howard Dean scream was once seen as the height of insanity.

I never liked em, and then my son picked them as his favorite animal. Now I love those goofy bastards.

And president-elect baboon’s son recently killed one and posed for a picture with its dead body because he was proud of it.

I’m so fucking sick of people trashing Madonna. You don’t like her, fine whatever. But I don’t get why it’s ok to call her old, ugly, washed up, crazy, trying to hard...it’s MADONNA. She hasn’t changed who she is almost 40 years and she’s not going to. As women we should applaud her for not giving in to the constant…

They cling to their guns and religion and we end up with a circus peanut for President.

the most unbelievable part of the whole story is that this hayseed fucknut uttered the word “nefarious”

nope. this fucknut deserves not a single iota of your pity.

NDA’s should be against the law in this case. Trump is no longer the CEO of a private company. He is the employee of 320 million people. Please tell me this violates some form of the Freedom of Information Act. If it doesn’t, someone needs to fucking get on that. The transition and everything that follows is part of…

I had a raccoon offer me a pickle once- it and another raccoon were eating a discarded jar of pickles. He turned, locked eyes with me and just held one up like “you want one? They are good” before returning to his feast.

Watching animals eat is all I am going to do for the next four years.