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The cabinet is shaping up to be a real life Legion of Doom.

I think he may actually have some senility setting in. Add to that the fact that he is a ghoul and I can’t wait to see how foreign affairs go.

Well, that look up there is certainly filling me with serenity.

Damn right. My son just took his grandam to drag queen bingo. We have to keep these girls working.

Maaan, it would be very therapeutic if there was a new season of Drag Race airing right now.

AND GO SEE THEM LIVE! This not only puts money in their pockets but helps support gay clubs and bars which are vitally important as safe spaces right now, especially following what happened this summer in Orlando.

This episode hasn’t even been out for 24hrs and you put a spoiler in the headline of your article. Was gonna watch tonight. Dammit.

The video version is even better:

When Stern runs for president?

Must be why he’s so into Ivanka, he knows the ones with the wreck of a father are the best lay.

THIS. And why is no one in the biased liberal media asking the two most pertinent questions?

How? I mean did Khloe molest a whole bunch of powerless men and then run for president on the family values platform?

Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.

He bragged at a party that he had in his possession “a tape of Trump being a real dog.” These remarks prompted members of the Access Hollywood staff to locate it.

Make America Grope Again.

Twenty bucks says this does more damage to Billy Bush than to Trump.

They worried that this was big government telling people what to feed their kids.

Michelle Obama has earned far less credit than she should have for her nutrition campaign. If schools in all 50 states followed her recommendations, and simple recommendations like the avoidance of empty calories were followed by the average American, we’d save a trillion dollars in healthcare costs over the next