OHHH I misread your sentence. Thank you for clarifying. All is right with the world again!

Sorry, but Hillary has spoken about climate change, criminal justice reform, the gap between the rich and poor, access to healthcare and reproductive rights for women, etc. If these aren’t real issues, then I’ve got a ski slope in North Dakota to sell you.

“Bless your heart” is often tonal and always contextual. Like... when my 2 y/o daughter says “Want cereal.” That might mean “I want cereal, please,” “I want cereal immediately,” “I don’t want cereal,” or “Get this fucking cereal out of my fucking face before I cut your bitchass.”

It’s context dependent.

Have any of us been the same since Prince died?

“Her family is really scared for her safety,” said a source. “She’s just so isolated and spends all her free time watching trash TV and commenting on Jezebel.”

This is not Kim’s fault. You should be able to do whatever you want to do online without some asspieces breaking into your apartment and holding you at fucking gunpoint.

Me by the end of this week trying to put the clues together

I KNEW THIS WAS MADE UP. These fucking people. It’s always something with them. And now it’s a shady-as-shit lie designed to garner sympathy for some tasteless brat that deserves none. Oh, Kim, you “lost ten million dollars” in tacky jewelry? Cry me a fucking river. And you “thought” you were “gonna be raped”? But…

THIS POST IS FOR SARANFANS ONLY!!!!!

Fool me six times, shame on you. Fool me seven times, shame on me.

Yes! It gets really good again towards the end, and the last episode is just wonderful. Much more Liz Taylor, etc.

I’m always like “what difference does it make?” I mean, where’s the line? I have a hard time believing she’s secretly a good person and is just being a troll. If you’re pretending to be a Nazi in everyday public life all the time, then you’re a fucking Nazi.

The Tom Hiddleston Interview photos look like the theme was “BDSM Hitler Youth”.

It’s also what happens when there’s rampant gerrymandering, voter suppression, primarying of moderate Republicans who don’t toe the party line, the election of congressmen without basic mathematical skills, the general demise of civility in public discourse, and the batshit notion that it’s acceptable for…

It’s my fantasy and I’ll cuddle it all I want.

I want Obama to sign like a shit load of executive orders before he’s gone. Just like go nuts. Legalize weed nationally. $20 minimum wage. 8 weeks paid vacation time. Single payer health care. Paid 6 month family leave. Just go full tilt socialist.

I will quite readily believe that lavender lips are a bad idea with olive and most other skin tones, that any story about a Real Housewife is true because she almost certainly leaked it herself, that Scientology played a role in Cruise’s relationship with Kidman, and that Patti Stranger is a nightmare.

Well shit, now all I want is to hear those kids swear in 4 different languages.

Sorry tabloids, you’re a week late to the Brangelina divorce party, we’ve had our fun and now it’s just sad.