Ohhhhhhh, yeahhhhhhh!

Lmfao even the mic is conspiring against him now! What appliances are going #withher next??

Oh no, sir. We heard every word you said. Bad mic? We should’ve been so lucky.

Something I didn’t know about Jamie Lee Curtis. I am almost 4 years sober and lately have been having a very hard time. I don’t do AA because I don’t agree with it, and my husband and I are somewhat new to a state where we don’t have close friends. Work has been very stressful lately and last night we went out to…

Fuck Chuck Todd, who just referred to Clinton as “over-prepared.” As if that has ever been a thing.

Many people are saying Trump is probably addicted to uppers. Educated people, great people. You tell me.

I just read this interesting article today about how Hitler (and a lot of Nazis) were utterly dependent upon meth and how seminal battles were only possible due to it. And how Hitler’s “ill health” before he killed himself was likely withdrawal because the drug factories had been bombed. Very interesting!

God I love the internet.

I picked a hell of a week to debate Hillary Clinton.

As a resident of the west side of Chicago, I was particularly infuriated by his using our city as an “example.” We hate his gross building. We in the “inner city”-- which, fuck you very much-- don’t think the solution to crime, let alone long-held racism and cronyism, is any of the shit he thinks will “fix” our …

Hillary’s comeback about having enough stamina to endure the Benghazi hearing/witch trial made me laugh.

I loved watching Trump tie himself into a Gordian knot trying to explain his stances on his tax returns, support for the Iraq war, and birtherism.

It’s hilarious that Trump accused Hillary for ‘not having stamina’, while he couldn’t stand for 60 minutes of a debate without panting, sweating, and sniffling, while she stood there smiling, fresh as a daisy.

Best part is that it was on TV.

OMFG I wanna tongue kiss Howard Dean. I thought I was the only one with the cocaine theory.

“You’re The Pun That I Want...”

Now there is just no excuse for that! It’s unnatural to not take him to Prince George and buy him a tee-shirt with PRINCE GEORGE printed on it from a souvenir shop! 

I propose a trade! You guys can have the bigoted orangutan, we’ll take the handsome, progressive yoga enthusiast.

Prince George also snubbed my city of Prince George by not including us on the tour. We are all beneath him. I’m kind of glad I’ll likely be dead before he’s king. Bound to be a ruthless tyrant.