She is a despicable human being. Fuck her. Oh, hey everyone!!! Today’s non Ann Coulter update (that worthless piece of shit): It’s 5:08 PM in Dubai and the Heat Index is currently 121 degrees, or as the rest of the world says, 50 Fahrenheit. You could easily roast Ann Coulter on a spit in this weather. Also, here’s a…

So sorry! That sucks. It sounded like things were going well for you guys, and I know you’re bummed.

congrats!!! glad to see others enjoy your writing as much as we do!

So... I’m definitely being ghosted and I’m way more upset than I guess I thought I’d be. I was going to go into this big long thing about the whole history but it doesn’t really seem worth it.

I thought the pic was with an infant. There’s one with a 5 YEAR OLD too?

Careful, she could be reading this -right now-

Annnnd here is the contact information for the hon. Judge Gary J. Gilman, if you would care to voice your displeasure at his less than judicious ruling to allow a violent criminal who posed an active danger to another person free:

Of course Obama is only concerned about mosque-itoes, not church-itoes or temple-itoes.

Ariana Grande is a baby, not a teen.

I mean I was dancing like this the other night and people were not having it.

Seems to me a post explaining things would have rather solved the issue.

But, but ... it is all Obama’s fault, every bit of it. He has been secretly orchestrating every bad thing since 1972. True story. Watergate, all him. Hanoi Jane, him. New Coke, Obama. All the 80s fashions, him. He killed Kurt Cobain and Amy Winehouse. He has just orchestrated Connie Britton leaving Nashville, AND…

Leave it to an abuser to not handle getting beat.

Before you were born an ugly, warted old woman sat by the side of the road and asked for help changing a tire. Your parents stopped and changed it for the old woman, kindly. Then, before their very eyes-the old woman began to transform into the most beautiful fairy princess they had ever seen!

Or both.

After surgery on my left leg, they gave me OxyContin. That was probably the mellowest week of my life.

Ah! Thanks! I’m sure I’ll see these welfare cheats buying steak and lobster and taking it out to a brand new 2017 Escalade (complete with the yoogest rims ever! The best rims!)

Facial interpretation from left to right:

I’m surprised to find myself in this camp, too. If Ivanka published the note once received, I’d be praising the note and the donations, but having it put up by the folks who sent it? Nah. It’s one thing to stand by your convictions, it’s another to put it up on social media and make it a big thing.

I don’t believe any of this. My dog, 12 years old and he loves hugging my leg every day!