Ugh yes been there had that done to me. Sucks. But don’t do anything, take your dignity and pride and just continue on with life. Otherwise, you start to get a bit of a “crazy psycho not-even-ex-girlfriend” sheen to you. Speaking from personal experience. :\

I laughed my entire way through this article—I usually don’t spend too much time on Deadspin but I will definitely be coming back for your sense of humor and writing style.

I live in Philly and they are the WORST. I’ve had my car towed several times and usually it’s because they wait for you to mess up and then pounce. I’ve even had my car moved from where I parked it due to street maintenance starting over an hour earlier than the posted signs, dropped off in a loading zone, and then…

Hahaha oh so true.

Noooo I’m a millenial and I adore rhythmic gymnastics. Either I’m a nerd or a sucker for the Cirque du Soliel type stuff.

I was SO excited when I got my wisdom teeth out bc they prescribed me Codeine. Learned the hard way I’m allergic to the stuff and it makes me puke my brains out...not fun when you just had teeth pulled. Now a kiwi-strawberry smoothie spiked with Xanax? Yes please!!

I saw what you did there, and I LIKED it!!

I would pay good money to be the third leg of that tripod...Brazilians are phenomenally gorgeous and those two are no exception!

Well I for one think my username is now irrelevant ;)

Okay help because I’m a high school teacher, my rule for my homeroom is you stand out of respect but you don’t have to actually pledge allegiance. Am I being too patriotic? Not patriotic? What’s the general rule for the pledge?