I’m more upset about the twist at the beginning of the movie, where it turns out this isn’t a Firefly movie.

Isn’t that how St. Elsewhere ended?

Wow. The old “It was all a dream/hallucination” twist is now “It was all a videogame” twist.

I just went and read the synopsis of the movie from Wikipedia. My jaw is still hanging and I’m not quite certain when I will be able to close my mouth.

Wait, we’re blaming Rotten Tomatoes for everything now?

I agree on The Cover Is Not The Book, the song is bland but Lin-Manuel's verse is just him musically flexing on everyone and it's great.

I’m disappointed that I didn’t get to make this joke, happy that someone else did, and terrified that you are on my same wavelength.

... and take your star!

Yeah, particularly in his later days, Stan claimed credit for all kinds of crap that he definitely never had a hand in. Though at that point, it’s debatable as to whether he was getting greedy, letting his own popularity/legend get to his head, or whether due to his age he might have genuinely thought he did create…

Ugh, I hate myself so much for this and apologize in advance, but below -40 (where F and C are the same) fahrenheit is the lower number. I’m going to crawl into my pathetic-pedant bunker now. Please carry on.

Frosted Quakes?!

A good meta joke would be for them to die in the first few moments of the movie - maybe even during the credits.

Saw the Apollo 11 moon landing live on television. That was 50 years - half a fucking century - ago. Welcome to the long, slow, crawl down hill.

Oh God, that story about the person staring at the sun is nightmare fuel. 

Do you really want to hurt T?

Who writes Stonehenge as two words?

Actually I couldn't help but think of Sting.

They actually wanted Bob Dylan, but had to go with someone just a little bit more funky.

His hair alone should've won him all the Emmys. ALL of them.

Well to be fair, everyone was in love with Hootie And The Blowfish, and then never mentioned them again.