Biebs Christ tattoo isn’t terrifying, it looks like He’s rolling his eyes at Biebs gear. “get a clue, Biebs, Jesus Chr- um...”

“I never understood how fans turned on guys like him and McFarlane after liking them so intensely...”

Touch of Evil is indeed a masterpiece but the greatest noir ever made? When Orson is sitting on top of the Ferris wheel, monologuing about the cuckoo clock?

...is Super Mario...

but wasn’t there already a McDonalds in Moscow by 87?

“We know how to keep secrets.” As she’s taking to an FBI agent...

don’t know much about hockey, but #8 must have thought “I’m wide open! Why are you passing it bac- oh, right, gotcha...”

yeah, but you need a higher bar.

Forbidden Planet is tough to watch now. I keep waiting for Leslie Neilson to make a fart noise.

even by local news standards, this feels a bit odd... until you see the Fox logo at the end.

just hoping she breaks the fourth wall - she does that so well.

aren’t we all?

shoulda been Dr. Who.

Scorcese’s there, Short’s there - the Jerry Lewis Live on the Champs Elysee sequel is going to happen, isn’t it?

waitaminute: Wim Wenders is doing a movie about the Pope? Ry Cooder on the soundtrack? Peter Falk as an actual fallen angel, perhaps?

deed zumwan ordur a bum?

that you can see the stunt double oddly makes it funnier...

there’s a discussion down-thread about Velvet - I think she’d be even better in that. How do we get a copy to her agent?

it’s the female James Bond story that Bond fans don’t know they want.

...probably because no-one knows what she actually does. Honestly, I’ve been reading the comics since I was 10 and I still don’t understand her powers.