Dad: “What did you fail at today?”
Kid: “Life.”
Dad: “Tell me something I don’t know.”
— Story of life for us bottom 35%ers...

Seems like he’s just setting himself up for a run at the presidency.

My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

The opposite of the WRX/STI interior.

Oh, you thought we were going to have a moment to be all warm and cuddly about the kindness of strangers and the brotherhood of man?

The comedy of it all is claiming that the 25-year exemption for emissions and safety regulations is to keep unsafe, “dirty” cars out.

Container full of guns and cocaine. Umm as long as you don’t sell to minors.

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So the question is...which GT-R is best GT-R.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

He’s not the David Tracy...but he is the David Tracy’s weird VW cousin!

But look at its capabilities! It can go near grass!

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Well of course it is a pipe dream, after all a tunnel is really just a big pipe.

I think your scale is off Torch. The horizontal donut-car should have the occupant sitting in the donut hole, much like an inner tube on a lazy river.

Oh, it’s about to get ridiculous.

THIS IS SHADE RIGHT?! JUDGE BROWN?! Can I get a ruling?

BACK TO THE UNDERGROUND VOLCANO LAIR FOR ADDITIONAL PLANNING!