Abarths are shitboxes. People love them on this site. Not sure why. Piles of fucking garbage are more reliable and put together with far more care. The WRX stories are hilarious.

“We count thirty Rebel ships, Lord Vader. But they’re so small they’re evading our turbo-lasers!”

Call me crazy, but I kinda wish more CEOs would just give it to me straight like that.

I think my landlord would be cool with it.

I can paint my dishwasher red and put a nice set of wheels on it, but at the end of the day, its still a dishwasher.

Thats a lot of money to drive a Fiat 500 loaner most of the year.

Wait, is somebody actually trying to solve a problem before it gets out of hand and the government has to get involved? Are they allowed to do that?

But what will rhyme with Bugatti?!

I think it’s time we take a few minutes to ask ourselves some important questions:

i’m ntu it.

I was able to enhance the audio to pull out your track commentary:

They also quoted as saying:

Oh sure, I bet you think all CEOs look alike.

We the people DEMAND a voting system for COTD!

Yeah, I used to laugh at the COTD and I still see tons of witty, funny banter in the comments, but it just seems to be a big “meh” on COTD now.

Missed that opportunity to *flail.

Your username is one letter off.

Hey, we don’t talk about that