I know comedy’s subjective, but if you’re going to joke up about somebody’s death, the punchline ought to be funny.

Hey, I’m a little slow so help me out. This is obviously an attempt at a joke, but I’m struggling to find it. In what scenario would a basketball coach ever say “try a 2-for-1”? That means nothing. And, even if it did mean something (again, it does not), what’s the “2-for-1” that you are implying he tried instead?

“Imagine being the poor idiot who ‘pushed the wrong button.’”

In the 1980's, I was a teenager with a driver’s license and no car. One of my buddies had a new yellow IROC Z. He loved the car so much that when he wanted to drink a beer while cruising, he outsourced the driving to lucky me. T-tops off, cruising in the summer, & pretending I owned the car, it became easy meeting…

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I like the air horns. But they should be pointed backwards, to both aid in propulsion, and to honk back at the impatient people waiting for you to make it up that hill.

To me, saying you ‘can’t possibly eliminate all COIs, therefore don’t try’ is like saying ‘you can’t stop all crime, therefore don’t try.’

9 days in and we have the comment of the year.

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

“It’s such a bizarre statement” says man writing 500 words to defend a flaming bag of shit take.

“I really should have had that LeBortion.”

A lot of people are going to try to tell you different, but let me assure you: you are exactly the right amount of upset about this.

Jesus. Does Lee here owe you money or something?

This is what happens when you eat too many Ls.

Ow My Balls! It’s a TV show that will appear in the near future.

What league is that team in?

“For over eighty years, the Hall of Fame has been a place to look up to, where the hallowed halls honor those who played the game hard and right. I hope the vast majority of the population couldn’t possibly care less about and it could stop existing tomorrow and life would go on for everyone. Most people literally…