i’ll watch this gif until i am dead

It’s nice to see that Mike Greenberg paid tribute to the show by telling a couple of boring stories that I don’t give a shit about.

That explains why your mouth is open.

Went scouring the grays to make sure I wasn’t repeating someone else; fuck Adam Schefter so fucking hard for that phrasing.

I love the simpering, pro-management way in which Schefter delivered the news, but he has always seemed to be an unctuous company man.

I think the Grand Sport has more than enough power for my lack of skill.

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020:

Counterpoint. How to do an actual performance Corvette look well.

Sorry, but that bumper looks like a bolt on aftermarket piece of shit.

Camaro people: “What’s that? I can’t see it?”

Dodge Demon people: “But can it pull the front wheels off the ground?!”

Thats kind of the definition of White Privilege.

True, this anecdote definitely takes precedence over all the data to the contrary.

Did I miss the part of the video where they shot her a bunch of times?

free speech to quash the free speech of others

It’s his right to decline an award because our Twitter troll of a president told him he should be mad at the entity supplying it as the random feud-of-the-week. It’s our right, and more than fair, to call him a scumbag for not only being an ass about an attempt to honor his service but going out of his way to use the…

“It’s all I was qualifie.......TO DEFEND THE FLAG!”

Someone needs to remind these clowns that the protests have nothing to do with them, and that the flag is not specifically about the military.

The seaman has left a bad taste in everyone’s mouth.

That is one helluva response.