Rushmore was really great, and the “O-R they?” line gets me every single time...but picking that above The Big Lebowski is some contrarian bullshit.

People aren’t wrong that his base won’t care, but it’s useful to remember that he won by 77,000 votes across three states.

I’m creating a petition for Batista to leave GotG and just make a movie where it’s just him punching a sea of Nazis. Also, it’s not just a movie, it’s a documentary.

Nothing’s stopping Jones from building his own Internet soapbox, and continuing to peddle his bullshit. 

I think you’ll find that slippery slopes don’t exists and they’re just a fallacy created to make people fear that perfectly reasonable rules have to be stopped otherwise they’ll suddenly become BIG SCARY EVIL RULES.
When in fact that never happens.
Remember people saying “If we let two men get married what then? It’s a…

That’s the first half of the first Incredibles.

Actually, Smash Mouth is the name of the doctor. The band is Smash Mouth’s monster.

Fred Willard nailed the Fieri look in A Mighty Wind before Fieri was even famous.

I have the same reaction to RENO!!!

NOT CANON

Their agreement (that he was attempting to void) was mutually binding. She couldn’t use the embryos without his consent either.

So this makes him the Hedy Lamarr of the Iraq War?

“This fall tune into Glory Hole: Yes Or No, where one man puts his dick in the wall and has to decide if he wants to marry the tongue on the other side. On the other side could be any number of beauties from all around the world with their own political opinions and views on love. But watch out for Steve! Only on FOX.”

For hating the absolute hell out of this show, you still gave it a C-? Are the ratings not assigned by the people who write the review?

Well let’s run through a few scenarios of what actually happened:

“So, what are you into?”

For real leak-proofing they should do away with scripts altogether and try improv, with suggestions shouted by the cast and crew.

Because you didn’t even realize that they stole $12 out of your pocket for paying to see the movie. Gotta respect the grift.

“How would you like to die today, motherfucker?”

So a thing that was pointed out to me by a disability rights activist friend was that some (not all, obviously) of these products are actually really useful for people with one condition or another that makes certain kitchen tasks less easy for them to accomplish, but Americans tend to be uncomfortable with…