‘I don’t really see the need to say ghosts DON’T exist, because I don’t think there’s any scientific method of disproving ghosts beyond saying they don’t exist.’

Thank you thank you thank you!!! Too much “Ugh whats the point”.
The point is that 32 oz of 9%DIPA is a lot, and I want a break, but those steaks aren’t going to grill themselves!

I do love how those of us who make our way to the other sites are frequently mistaken for trolls instead of the misunderstood sarcastic assholes that we actually are.

AV Club: Kinja was pretty disappointing.

Collectively, the zeitgeist has pummeled one very big hit show for “rushing it,” but now we’re going to criticize a show for not calming our anxiety quickly enough and essentially to “get to the revolution and kill these fuckers already!”

My final verdict: I was pleased with the end. I've had many issues with the recent seasons, but I thought the ending was fitting and overall I've enjoyed the series.

Who Died Tonight? All of those Parents who Named their Children “Dany” over the last four years.

In a deleted scene, Dany passive-aggressively reveals to Jon that it’s no big deal, but she’s actually allergic to dog hair, but of course he can keep Ghost around if he wants. Also, doesn’t he think his old cronies Sam and Tormund are holding him back?

You can’t fast travel when enemies are nearby - which is ALL the time on this show.

She’ll die because she’s the bad guy and the show has turned into The Lord Of The Rings.

The Dothraki are among the most feared warriors in the land (living warriors, at least). And all they do is fight on horseback. If not sending them off to charge the opposing army, exactly how are you going to use them as part of mixed units? Dismounting them makes them considerably less effective. It’s implied that…

You know she failed that last Dex check for the knife trick, but the DM gave it to her anyway because he didn’t want to waste all the lucky dice rolls she made to get there in the first place.

Bro, no! What’s coming next is the best part! The extended epilogue where the winners are lavishly rewarded and the losers are thoroughly punished. The people of the North have just experienced a divine miracle and survived the worst fucking night in the history of humanity. This was a transformative moment for them.…

“Alright, you hit 16, against his...[roll roll roll]...okay. You sail through the air, dagger at the ready, but he’s faster. The Night King catches you by the throat, and you feel his grip crack your windpi-”

I kind of wish he had a super heavy Minnesotan accent, and I also kind of wish when he killed Theon he would have looked right at the camera and had asked: “Cold enough for ya?”.

I’m so glad I’m old and married, because these dating apps sound like a goddamn nightmare. 

Peter Sagal on Nerdette’s recap pointed out that a couple of times Dany mentioned she’s going to do yaddayadda this and yaddayadda that once she’s on the throne, and that’s a bad sign.  It’s akin to a movie cop talking about looking forward to fishing with his grandson when he retires in a week.  Those lines just tend…

Can’t wait for the Battle of Winterfell when Dee is suppose to be playing a slaughtered commoner but she keeps repositioning herself to look directly at the camera.

No. Their employer is stiffing the staff. Customers should tip, but they are not responsible for complying with labor laws.