While the umpire was certainly not indicating any kind of aggression, there can't be degrees of "touching." That goes both ways. I suspect it was just the umpires reaction in trying to calm Hunter down while getting his attention. Either way, you don't touch a player and you don't touch an umpire. A little more…

Who is Caitlin Kelly and why do we care?

You forgot:

So let me get this straight:

Honestly, I'm getting tired of this growing attitude where fans think the story should be told the way they want it to be told. I've been getting sick of this attitude since Mass Effect 3. That's not how stories work. Someone writes it, someone else experiences it. The reader/viewer doesn't have to like it, but they…

It's kinja. What more needs to be said? cuntmuffin what's his name over at Gawker Media decides to change shit to stay hip and current, like they're trying to compete with...fuck I don't know how they're trying to compete with. Themselves?

I wasn't equating MRA's and feminists, I was pointing out that it's obnoxious when anybody condescendingly anticipates somebody else's actions. It reeks of superiority.

And how would that be different than every Jezebel article that features a "Cue the MRA's in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1" comment?

It does seem like there is some optical illusion going on. When I stare at one area, rings in the area I am not staring seem to shift around slightly

Wow 500M and no PC port? It seems like with that kind of investment they would want to sale this game on every availble platform and even a sheet a 2 ply

How many times is Gawker Media going to publish this? I know not everyone reads all your platforms so you want to maximize page views but when the content matter is something as weak as this sometimes its a big fuck you to those of us that do like most of your pages and are loyal readers to have to see the same stuff…

Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?

Fuck you, attention whore. If you had real confidence in yourself, you wouldn't be so desperate for the attention of people you barely know who wouldn't know or care if you lived or died.

"What I don't like is that as Facebook currently exists, there's no way to designate that the owner of a profile has died. And the site isn't currently separating the dead from the living at all."

I can't think of a single MMO off the top of my head that provided a free trial during its launch window. They want everyone to buy it, not try it. Free trials come after they've saturated the market of people who will buy it without testing it first.

Then wait for the PC-version, must look even better there.

You work for Deadspin. That shit's your bread and butter...

Leave it to Samer to bury the lede. No, seriously... this was the lede:

Just checked, you get 30 days free game time. But it says a subscription is required too, but I thought that the cost was only taken after signing beyond the first month? Dunno.

I think that if you held Kotaku to only posting about games, you would have a pretty ho-hum amount of posts daily.