Please don't disappoint me, JJ.

They're not all better, but this one of the tracks I think I like the remix of off the Year Zero Remixed album more:

Reminds me of the Mitch Hedburg joke.

Dudebro is an idiot. But cops are trained to de-escalate situations. This cop did the exact opposite, and thus is very much the one in the wrong.

I don't know my history and politics that well, but if your two favorite presidents are JFK and Reagan, don't you have a serious conflict of political beliefs?

I bought that game at midnight release and still never managed to finish the main quest.

Best part though is that she timed her spill perfectly with "never a dull moment."

The Rangers helped a lot, since the pitches he saw were (in order) up, up, down, down, left, right, left and right in his first Batting Attempt at the start of the game.

Your knees will start shaking and your fingers pop

I've done that more times than I'd like to admit to : P

Pretty sure he's talking about Ubisoft DRM and how it puts so many roadblocks between the user and their game.

So basically you agree with me and just want to argue semantics?

No, it's just a repost from Reddit. My guess is Kotaku is waiting for Reddit's review so they can repost that too.

Watch Doge?

If you've ever picked up a new video game and thought "Gee, I wish this had a bunch of terrible Internet humor," this one's for you.

Oh no! Internet jokes! We all laughed, until everyone else got hip! Now they're played out! Can't even funny.

I mean, for what's obviously just supposed to be a very silly thing about pranking electronic signs, there's a lot of vitriol in this post. It's a purely optional, incredibly minute portion of the game.

Here's the thing though, we know enough about hackers to know that for every white knight out there trying to help there's a million just out there to do stuff like this:

Frankly, the most shocking thing GRRM can do at this point is "JUST THIS ONCE ROSE, JUST THIS ONCE, EVERYBODY LIVES!"