Hey-oooo!!!

I give a loud SHARE THE SIDEWALK, PLEASE and sometimes throw in a Vulcan death glare. Clears a path with a quickness

lol shweats

I totally disagree with you and your inevitably crusty butt crack but I love you for the deep thought you have given the subject.

STOP GROSSING ME OUT, PUBLIC BATHROOM TEETHBRUSHERS!

Total dick move.

1. “The Searchers”

I had my car for 15 years and never took the spare key out of the little ziplock bag it came in. My tinfoil hat-y theory is that the cops found her spare key (or had a new one made) and planted DNA on it. There’s no way no other DNA was on that key. Car keys get filthy. You’d have to boil it in bleach to get the dead…

This incident will have a Scooby Doo ending, I just know it.

I’m so glad you know this.

That Vanguard From Alpha dude looks like he's riding a giant iPhone.

When I was 5, I asked for an elephant for Xmas. My dad was all, “You can have one but you have to wait until we get a bigger yard.”

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

No.

I bet the Germans have one. The Finns might. The French definitely have a gesture.

Me, too!!

lol moat

This. No way I putting my bare feet on someone else’s bathroom floor. Not even my sock feet. I’ll wear those socks with the rubber textured bottoms or house slippers. I wear slippers in my own house. I had a visitor take off his shoes in my house and he left gross foot skin prints all over my dark wood floors.