lol pudknocker

Hah!

Just need a disco ball and the Bee Gees and it's the "free skate" at a 1970s skating rink.

Nice try, Officer Ross.

He had pussy breath when he kissed me one day.

THAT FACE HAS KILLED ME!!

How much do you drink?

I like to think that Drax is babysitting Baby Groot in this scene.

I had two boyfriends once. My mom was just relieved that I wasn't a lesbian since I had stopped shaving my armpits and started shaving my tinky.

Chris Pine is about 5'6". He's very charismatic and physical which makes him seem taller. He's also very polite.

I'd argue that "Night of the Hunter" is a horror film. I'd post a beautiful underwater shot but I don't want to spoil it. And looking at a picture of it does it no justice.

The Silence of the Lambs.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!

aliexpress.com is wonderfully insane. Or really awful.

Tell him in front of the stepmom. Your parents used to be married. That's just a fact.

You're supposed to keep your booty call bag in your car, not your closet!

Your second line made me lol. Now my dog is looking at me funny. I wish I had a parrot. Every schmoe has a dog.

I think we all need to check our privilege on this subject: