Tell him in front of the stepmom. Your parents used to be married. That's just a fact.

You're supposed to keep your booty call bag in your car, not your closet!

Your second line made me lol. Now my dog is looking at me funny. I wish I had a parrot. Every schmoe has a dog.

I think we all need to check our privilege on this subject:

Ha!

I wrote 'A' grade papers shorter than this shit.

Seems to me that it would be very difficult to get out of the city during the panic. I've always thought that the best place to ride out the first wave of a ZA would be in a hood liquor store. Or grab a bunch of supplies and shelter in place in a house in a high-crime neighborhood that was fortified against the…

I really needed that LOL. Thanks!

Your avatar and username make me so happy.

It's not the money she's disconnected from, it's her self-esteem.

Sadly, this woman would likely not respond to traditional therapy as well as she would to whatever Phil is going to tell her.

Only came here to say that I'm not reading this article.

Hah!

I wish I passed strawberry chunks. Try raw chopped liver chunks so big and solid that they make a bigger splash than a poo. * photo from liver puttanesca recipe....

That guy is no feminist. He's a poseur and sexual predator. Activism is just his rap.

I'm the darkest child and on more than one occasion, my parents were asked if I was the only one from Africa. My hand to God.

For example, I graduated at the top of my class, one year early, while founding the first student run United way on my campus, working full-time and volunteering at my local boys and girls club and interning.

Go back to junior high and convince my parents to put me on ADHD meds.

It wouldn't hurt to find out what he's up to now. Nothing to lose?