Hah!

I wish I passed strawberry chunks. Try raw chopped liver chunks so big and solid that they make a bigger splash than a poo. * photo from liver puttanesca recipe....

That guy is no feminist. He's a poseur and sexual predator. Activism is just his rap.

I'm the darkest child and on more than one occasion, my parents were asked if I was the only one from Africa. My hand to God.

For example, I graduated at the top of my class, one year early, while founding the first student run United way on my campus, working full-time and volunteering at my local boys and girls club and interning.

Go back to junior high and convince my parents to put me on ADHD meds.

It wouldn't hurt to find out what he's up to now. Nothing to lose?

I like the cut of your jib.

Then stop referencing behavior that happens in in fucking junior high. And the key word in your comment is UNSOLICITED. It's silly and annoying when you're 13 years old. It's downright frightening when you're an adult and ostensibly able to decipher social cues. Your sense of entitlement is astounding and your…

Big fat motherfucking THIS. Ugh. You diminish a woman's humanity by referring to her the way you would an animal. Labels matter.

Hah! I can't wait to use this logic in a meeting at work. Better yet, in a fight with my boyfriend.

Only if Chris Pratt starred as Funky Joe.

Ha! I'll take a schizophrenic over a borderline personality any day. A narcissist will use sex to impress and control. Maybe that's why your guy was so good? Joe was nowhere near narcissistic. I think he was a good lover because he just lived in the moment.

Here's one:

Funky Joe in the flesh!!

Joe was schizophrenic with benign auditory hallucinations. He was not at all violent. He was smelly but strangely not dirty or poorly groomed. If he were talking into a cell phone, you would not peg him as mentally ill. He had a clear understanding of his condition and could speak intelligently about it. He was as…

LOL!!

I'm a girl who loves planes and I could fap to this article right here. Yes. You totally wanted to know that.

OMG. Same thing with 2)! I was counting the cash I stole while sitting at the bus stop in a sketchy hood at 2am. A whopping $7.