True dat. Hard to maintain a terrorist network when only one guy gets to do all the shooting.

Man, imagine how pissed Adrian Beltre would be if this happened to him.

No wonder they want to charge him with corruption!

This is like that time on “Saved By The Bell” where they all got fired and replaced by Chris Connelly.

Keep it up and you’re going to end up grounded.

My reaction to this list:

HEAD COACH: Alright, let’s draw up the punt return play - who do you need out there?

OK, too subtle. Wtf is he?

Obligatory.

I made the mistake of clicking on the Gerber sandwich link: