This is an opportunity for “vanity” sounds. Customize what your car sounds like from a menu in the dashboard.

You know how they can indicate that? Scare quotes.

That’s not even the worst of it. They are refusing to connect the kids with their relatives, and really have no plan to do so.

Eh, that’s no guarantee of empathy. Stephen Miller, “driving force” of the zero tolerance policy came from a family of Eastern European refugees.

Next up: only pre-approved journalists to be admitted to briefings and press conferences.

There are both where I live. And they are very different. Aldi felt like ... woot.com.

To steal a slogan, “cheaper than food.”

Sure, if you sip it. It’s just an ounce or so, which is all you need to do a critical taste. I mean, scotch is drunk only about an oz or two at a time. Wine tastings don’t give you more than an ounce or two.

That’s splendid. Don’t ever Chang.

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The White House has released a statement saying that they intended to invite Kim Jong-Un, rather than Kim Kardashian. They regret the error.

Thousands of thoughtless thinkers may froth your earth.

Misspelling?

How do you pronounce “Paris”? How about “Moscow” (moskva)? “Rome” (roma)? “Naples” (napoli)? “Hong Kong” (hoeng¹ gong²)?

It’s clickbait.

Yeah, I don’t get the big whoop about localization of pronunciations. I mean, when names of things get pronounced in languages different from the origin, the sounds change.

Ain’t it, though.

That is the least charming Magnum I could have imagined.

They only said it was self-driving, not self-stopping.

BMW drivers? Mustang drivers?