Did you also wonder about Blasey Ford’s timing? How about Asia Argento?

You know what they say: punishable with a fine means it’s legal for the rich. (For some value of fine and some definition of rich.)

You go, Flash!

I just need another 0.5C increase in mean global temperature before my house is beachfront property. That’s why I love SUVs and crossovers.

Let me introduce you to the progressive left in America. Are you acquainted? They do not let pass the opportunity to denigrate another faction of the left.

Yeah, I really don’t like her work. And with her being a pop star, having undergone a very public sexual assault trial last year, I really don’t expect her to say a peep about anything political. Kudos to her for channeling what must be a difficult time (Blasey Ford’s testimony) into  positive action. This is…

Very classy to criticize a survivor of sexual assault (who, as a public figure, had all her laundry aired in the press). 

So progressive of you to attack a woman who is a survivor of sexual assault.

Maybe, just maybe, this is why she speaks up now:

Was her very public sexual assault trial not enough?

PS I hope Univision (nee Gawker Media) in Manhattan has plans to move inland to higher ground.

Oh, yes: a woman who has been sexually assaulted owes it to society to be politically active. Totally agree with you.

Meh. Who the fuck cares. I have no children, and immediate family will be dead around the time I am. I couldn’t give a shit about cousins and other more distant relations. As for you dumbasses who love hooning and rebuilding old-ass Jeeps and other junkyard rebuilds which spew pollution, you are on my side.

I got Krazy Glue and a box of labels. I’ll make my own.

Except for the hotdogs.

Is Malört the new Fernet Branca?

It’s not funny because it still manages to fool people.

A parent’s love is irrational.

Hear hear. The confluence of food-focused TV/reality shows and social media really makes finding good, inventive food at a reasonable price really difficult.

I have a feeling Venus Zippertrap’s knowledge comes from reading, and watching TV, rather than actual lived experience.