The peacock has an Instagram https://www.instagram.com/dexterthepeacock

Whatever happened to stuffed toys? Jesus.

Use your phone like everyone else?

hear hear.

http://bushwickdaily.com/bushwick/categories/news/5193-emotional-support-peacock

I blame Buzzfeed

Y’all know this is sponsored content, right?

Counterpoint: no.

I 100 percent agree, per se.

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

Whoosh: not getting the joke.

Government housing is so passé.

“Four-twenties-twelve”

Yeah, do a quick scan of prices on Amazon or NewEgg or wherever. They’re F’in ridiculous.

U2?

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2017/12/currency-mining-android-malware-is-so-aggressive-it-can-physically-harm-phones/

Genius. And reminds me of this old Don Martin strip in MAD:

$42 a month! Ima put my name down for a new Tesla!

My reaction is usually, “Is that burning I smell?”

Yeah, a tablet is much better entertainment than my Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader.