I love Brooke Gladstone. She’s smart as hell and has a voice I could listen to forever.

Nah. You should be proud.

Um. That comment seemed pretty chill to me. You fucked up the spelling. No big deal. Nobody cares. They were just pointing it out so you don’t look like an idiot.

Well, it’s a Ninja so who cares.

I send my kids to be without dinner if they put their feet on the table.

I know. I’m just goofing.

Jesus Christ. They are SO FUCKING STUPID. They don’t even understand this country’s actual laws.

“As one of my more woke white friends recounted overhearing: “I don’t care how you got woke; I care that you stay woke.” May more white people wake the hell up.”

It’s all Obama’s fault anyway.

Incorrect. But thanks for trying.

Maybe they’re just not drinking it because it sucks. Or maybe because they’re idiots.

Totally.

Maybe it only looked like a hand towel since the fat fuck is so huge.

Dear Harvey,

There are other reasons too.

This allegation is total bullshit. Who brings this shit up via Facebook? This is a gross attention grab and it ain’t right.

You’re retarded.

Hey oH!

And yet Dems do nothing to fix campaign finance either. Probably because they too want to be re-elected. The system is fucked.

Who cares about graduate students? Get a job, snowflake!