I have banned my kids from watching YouTube. I used to let them watch the fun PlayDoh vids, but then I started noticing some weird shit creeping into the feed once in awhile.

She should have been given a promotion and a bonus. This woman is a fucking hero.

This is the kind of shit that will get NFL ratings back up.

Wait. What?!!! People get killed in a WWII game?!

That chick is an asshole. Kick her to the curb and never speak to her again. You don’t need that shit in your life.

Bullshit.

I skip a lot of that shit and keep moving. It would be nice if they made the information more integral to completing the game. A lot of times it feels superfluous. Yeah, it’s nice atmospheric texture for the world, but can usually be ignored.

The Institution of Marriage has been and always merely a business/legal arrangement. It has never ever been about “committing to being a team for life, blah, blah.” All that shit people want to dress it up with is pure nonsense.

I think he deserved both.

How do I get my co-worker to stop being a stupid fucking dipshit?

He didn’t really produce movies. He really just brokered acquisition and distribution deals.

Maybe. But I was SHOCKED when they killed off what we all thought was the main character at the end of the 1st season. Pretty fucking ballsy.

Have you seen Game of Thrones?

As a parent, I too enjoy child-free spaces. A lot.

Me too! I remember one time, my friends and I were splashing around in a little creek, swimming hole and looked up to see a tour bus parked a few yards away and all these people snapping our pictures. We felt like literal zoo animals. So we started yelling curse words and throwing rocks.

I grew up in one of those Alaska towns. Tourist season was the worst. Except when the gay cruise rolled it. They were fun.

This is what happens when you have thought police.

Hopefully. Although, I’ve seen people take the opposite approach and be just as awful (or worse) to the people coming up after them.

Holding my liquor, a LOT of liquor, and fooling people into thinking I’m totally sober.

Stop being hysterical. Let me guess, “aunt Flo” is visiting this week?