I can’t even with these people. Unreal.

Does Ron own that property? Oh, he does? Then leave him the fuck alone, ya goddamned busy bodies.

The American public did when they voted him into office.

I wish they’d just do it already so we can be done with it and move on.

You seem angry. Why don’t you tell us how you really feel?

One of the greatest goddamned music videos of all time.

Yeah. My wife is almost 7 years younger than me. We have a great relationship and a wonderful family with two beautiful kids. Of course we didn’t start dating until she was 30ish, so the age difference didn’t seem weird. But if you walk it back, she was 18 when I was 24. Yikes!

Ugh. 20-somethings are the worst.

Dumbass happily takes $ from gross production of film about his life but then wants to sue to stop the film from being released. Good luck, there, buddy.

Keep reaching, fuckstick.

As long as politicians stay the fuck out of the way.

Hey there, ex-googlers, it’s called an automat and it was invented in 1897. But thanks for trying, you dipshits.

This whole Twitter thing feels very scripted. These episodes were shot months ago and it’s not like everybody involved wasn’t aware that the scene was going to be included.

The pin I got from Transunion was only 6 digits long, not 10. Am I doomed?

I think it means “anal”.

No. Learn the rules! If she has a vagina she’s automatically right and if you try to explain anything to her you are a sexist pig bastard.

UGH. Now Alice is going to start crying... again.

What the fuck is with that one sheet?

Yep! Consequences work.

His response: “Fuck off.”