#whitedevil hates ice cream.

Damn! She’s not even HAWT!

This is the best thing I’ve read all year.

Yeah, but she’s a cunt. You win!

What the FUCK is with all these sensitive, needy “men” in their 20s? Ugh.

Sit down, grandpa before you shit your pants again.

Yep. It just removes the inhibitions and gives him the courage to put all that gross, dark shit that lives in his mind on paper.

Ew.

Spot on. And yet, as a civilized society, we should collectively agree that kids shouldn’t be hungry in the wealthiest country on earth.

Nothing matters anymore except outrage at all cost!!

I definitely have empathy. It sucks when life throws you a fucking curveball. I get it. I have many friends who have immigrated to the United States from various countries (Mexico, El Salvador, England, Canada, etc.). Dealing with the Federal Government for anything is a giant pain in the ass. The rules constantly…

He’s being super proactive and smart about it...

I kind of hope the entire family gets deported. Then, if they decide to immigrate legally, they can get in the back of the line and start the process over.

You sound racist.

I agree that his parents screwed this up for him. The absolutely should have dealt with this before it became a bigger issue. But once he grew up and became an adult, he probably should have taken some initiative and gotten his immigration status sorted out. I know it’s a huge pain in the ass, but sitting around…

Sucks that his parents fucked up his immigration status by being stupid and letting their visa expire, but I don’t have any sympathy for people who skirt the law and then complain when they get caught. He’s been here since 1988?! If he wanted to stay in the country legally, why didn’t he sort this out before now?

What’s your point? As the commenter said, “it’s the designer’s prerogative to use whomever the fuck they want to model their clothes. If a size 0 person makes the clothes look better on the runway, which translates into more buyers taking notice, then that’s the size model the designer is going to use. Sorry if that…

We’re talking about dining in a restaurant, right? Save the games for when you’re at home.

Maybe engage them in the conversation? Even little kids (mine are 2 and 4) can behave like normal humans if you let them.

Don’t forget gerrymandering. It’s the real culprit and it’s been widely used for generations by both parties to keep incumbents in office.