“OK, the cops are all stuck in the sewers. First thing we need to do is send down supplies, it’d be just plain wacky to expect them to live down there for months with no food, and then-”

Based on your track record, you’re right. You will absolutely NEVER cease to be amazed at this perceived slight. Right up to your dying day, you will continue to mewl and whinge like a helpless infant bird for the regurgitated masticate of things you like that already exist. And in your pea-brained baby-bird logic,…

I think Laurence Fishburne as well? Perry White, Bill Foster and the voice of the Silver Surfer.

Fair point. All apologies to Egg Shen.

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We go to the game Sunday. I’m drinking airplane bottles of whatever I can find. I find my seat in the stadium, watch the kickoff, then wake up with 4 minutes left in the fourth quarter.

What a hypocrite. He’s been stretching that shirt out for YEARS. 

“I meant everything I said, I’m just not comfortable with the people who agree with it.”

National treasure John Goodman in 10 Cloverfield Lane. Holy shit.

I remember picking up Joe Bob Goes To The Drive-In when I was a tween and being absolutely mesmerized with his vignettes and the characters in his columns. The fact that as a young’un I was too scared to even think about watching some of the movies he reviewed also played a part, and his humor and common sense made…

I for one would love to see a discussion about the response to TLJ without people insisting that everyone who disagrees treats everyone else like an idiot asshole. I’ve seen countless thoughtful, agree-to-disagree opinions here on the AV Club alone. This whole idea that everyone who disagrees gets painted as [whatever…

Then the issue becomes not that Superman has no answer, but that the creative heads behind the film aren’t interested in the answer.

Roseanne Conner’s plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors.

Also, the organization will do just fine without you, Huckabee.

As long as he’s still wearing the Jughead-crown hat, I’m happy.

Howard Johnson is right!

A comedic Western starring a black man? That’ll never work.