I honestly don’t think they kill anyone - none of the heroes, anyway. As much sense as it would make to give RDJ, Evans and Hemsworth, et al a graceful exit from the franchise without needing to recast them, I’m thinking Marvel wants to leave the door open even as they shift the focus over to Spidey, Panther, Captain…

“...Cap’s beard, Black Widow...”

I found Comet through its Roku app, which just streams the live channel. I actually wish they had some on-demand stuff because every time I have time to watch they’re showing Stargate: Atlantis. I wish MeTV did that because I dumped cable a year ago and an antenna isn’t really an option.

That one might be my favorite host segment.

Pardon?

Best is that guy taking a video or whatever who stands up and does the “What the fuck are you talking about” thing with his hands. My dude, you didn’t even see what happened.

Burn After Reading is more of a piece with Lebowski than anything else the Coens have done. They both take a quintessential film genre (noir, espionage thriller) and remove all of the competence and insight from every character. Typically the plots of those movies become more complicated and intricate the more the…

I don’t think their worldview is as cynical as all that - “Fargo” has Marge and Jerry in their proper places respective to their morality at the end of the movie. Their universe is inscrutable, yes, but it’s mainly because of the characters’ own failings and limitations to make sense of it. In “Lebowski” and “Burn…

This really should have been given to Paul Verhoeven instead of Spielberg.

You human paraquat.

But I thought one of the main reasons why everyone needs to be armed to the teeth in this country is because you can’t count on the police to do their jobs.

“Read my FULL letter of resignation and see that “Hate Wins” and bullies care about themselves than kids needing music.”

Well of course it wasn’t flagged as satire right away - satire is supposed to be funny.

All you need to know about Shadows of the Empire is that there’s a scene where Luke starts thinking about Leia and has to talk himself out of getting a boner. In the novel, at least, I don’t know if that made it to the comic. The rest of it is some garbage about DASH RENDAR, the Poochie of Star Wars.

Weirdly enough, Jeff Goldblum reprises his role from the original, raising the question of whether this is a reboot of the series or merely an alternate timeline. I’m told the Telltale game is going to shed some light on this.

Now this is some DARK rage.

Folks, the answer is simple:

It’s depressing that so many people’s takeaway from 9/11 was that extremism looked like a lot of fun.

Deputies also have been instructed to fire their rifles into the air at random intervals and scream, “YOU’RE SAFE!” to remind students that they are being protected.

I’ve got it.