There is a man in complete control of his body, the perfect living weapon.

So their business model depends on the people who enter their usernames and passwords into Yahho.com? They’ll be influencing elections in no time.

I’ve read that, yeah, and honestly that shit doesn’t bother me. Snipes was allegedly pissed off that he was being stuck making a back-door pilot for The Ryan Reynolds/Jessica Biel Vampire-Killing Hour Sponsored By iTunes, and I personally don’t blame him. His weird anti-charisma as Blade is the main reason those first…

So MacFarlane wanted to keep Stewie’s sexuality “vague” because “he’s a 1-year-old,” but it was cool to make a joke about Stewie being raped in a closet by an adult because...of something, I assume.

Elba is great, but man, I don’t want to hear about a Blade revival that doesn’t come with Snipes.

I saw this a year or two ago on TCM at 2 in the morning and it’s something. Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t Abar win one fight by using mind control to make a cop not racist anymore? I’m pretty sure it happens during that gunfight at the end in the Watts Towers.

The only superhero whose superpower is staring at bad guys and bellowing “KILL EACH OTHER...KILL EACH OTHER” over and over again until they do. You have to admit it’s efficient.

Buddy, you’d surprise me more by telling me something in 2018 DIDN’T have Nazis in it.

Consider this echo chamber...

You start training kids karate active shooters, and then any who end up dead have only themselves to blame! Hey, we taught you how to judo flip the next Adam Lanza, kid, don’t look at us. Oh right, you’re dead. Well, maybe your parents will take your little sister’s karate classes more seriously.

So if hand-to-hand combat is all you need to stop a guy with a gun, what the fuck do we need the guns for, again? What the hell good are guns if you can have one and still get your shit wrecked by a well-coached middle-schooler? Isn’t the whole point of having a gun so you can kill someone who could beat you up…

Allegedly he was, but test audiences were confused because they thought it was Arnold. So they changed it to Arnold even though the character design and voice are Rainier Wolfcastle.

Honestly, I’m more shocked that Sean Hannity apparently can still recognize when he’s made a mistake. Removing that post suggests a level of critical thinking I didn’t believe he was capable of anymore (or perhaps ever).

We’re saying “fuck” again, folks. (Pauses smugly for applause.)

Pretty funny that after Smallville and Krypton, DC continues to be more interested in making TV shows about places Superman has been, but not about Superman himself.

Oh, you mean KNIGHTS IN SATAN’S SERVICE?

“(I added the green).”

My favorite bit of trivia about this movie is that Brando wanted to be paid $10 million just for a voiceover, and he wanted Donner to shoot “a suitcase or a bagel” as his stand-in because why the hell would an alien from another planet look like Marlon Brando? And he does pronounce “Kriptin” oddly, but maybe Superman…

I know you’re being snarky, but that’s a hell of a lot better than midichlorians.

“Creative differences” here meaning, “I wanted to write a horror movie, but Universal insisted that the last act had to be a chase through a burning zeppelin that had to include a setup for ‘The Wolf Man.’”