"There are heroes on both sides! Only wait, no, that doesn't make any sense for the story we're trying to tell here, does it? Do we have time to edit this before George puts it at the start of the movie?"

I've got a bidi bidi bidi feeling about this…

I don't know, I think we're already experiencing the full brunt of the 90s nostalgia wave and I'm not seeing a whole lot of love for Hook.

A.I. has a lot of problems but I'd never place it below Lost World or Crystal Skull. I'd put it in the "interesting misfire" category rather than "failure."

The Terminal was completely forgettable but not really that bad of a movie, whereas Lost World sticks out in my mind in all the wrong ways.

What does everyone consider Spielberg's worst movie? I say it has to be The Lost World, right?

It should be "Star Wars meets a Manowar album cover," but I'll bet the logline being passed around is probably closer to "Game of Thrones, something something robots."

Well all right then!

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"…and delivers only the first half of a plot, teasing more to come."

What Tarzan movie?

"When you want/the flavor of bacon/in a dip"

He had a screen test with Kurt Russell as Han Solo!

Believe it or not, there's a superior butt-rock version of this song:

This would work if they cast Keegan-Michael Key as the "before."

Thuussus ahbsoludly fussinading.

Well, I guess we're gonna have to take control.

Well, presuming that Star Tours is still canon, it is certainly possible. However, a StarSpeeder 3000 is canonically shown to be smaller than a standard Corellian YT-1300, so while Vader has been shown to seize a spaceship with the Force, it was smaller than the Millennium Falcon. ALTHOUGH, the Star Tours incident…

So true. There has NEVER been a good fill-in Vader.

To be fair, I don't think they spent $4 billion just so Bob Iger could finally get a Power of the Force Yak Face figure to finish his set.