I was student teaching in a middle school in the very-white western suburbs of Chicago during that time. One day I was walking down the hall when I heard one of the kids from my 6th grade class shouting "A SKEET SKEET SKEET!" "Hey," I said, "Let's watch the choice of words there," or something to that effect. The kid…

Cage holds the overlapped DVD liner notes for "The Room" and "Xanadu" in front of a desk lamp.

And it's hilarious that so many people seem to believe that his inability to say anything that isn't just a knee-jerk reaction to whatever is in front of him at that moment will somehow resolve into a consistent platform beyond "Fuck you, I'm Donald Trump."

Trump supporters' inability to see the light is a major contributor to their being Trump supporters in the first place.

Whoa, how did Mario Lopez land this exclusive?!?

For sure, he bears at least some of the responsibility for taking bad roles, and it seems like to an extent he's not as interested in being "the guy" to the degree Arnold was back in the day. With stuff like "Southland Tales," Johnson was way more willing to take an oddball role or play against type than Arnold ever…

No, which is why Disney is going the other way around. The comic books are the incubator for the movie IPs.

I'm seeing triple here! Nine Spider-Men!

The fact that I have learned this fact is fun, and the fun that I have had with learning this fact is a fact! If anyone were to claim that this fact is not in fact fun, then they are not stating a fact, and that is no fun at all! The fact remains that a fact can be fun, and in this particular case the fact is that the…

That's true, but by and large they didn't have the original characters running around side-by-side with them, like they do now. Right now there are two active Spider-Men, two Captains America, two Wolverines, two Hawkeyes, and the original Thor is still kicking around. It feels more to me like they're prepping fans…

I don't know, it would make sense to me for Marvel to start preparing for the eventual departure of RDJ, Chris Evans, Hemsworth, etc., by introducing the concept of legacy characters in the comics first. They have to know that no one is going to accept anyone other than RDJ as Tony Stark, so the solution is that by…

What happened to the Fantastic Four is tragic, especially because it's all in the name of petty multimedia legal squabbling. The comic book had just come off that amazing Hickman run and although the Robinson run after that was disappointing it was a damn sight better than Marvel just pretending the series and…

Oh, okay.

It's a damn shame, because more than any other action-movie star of the last 30 years, The Rock is a worthy successor to Schwarzenegger in terms of sheer physical presence as well as charisma. Unfortunately, The Rock has never had his "Terminator" style break-out role. Arnold was lucky to have a filmmaker like James…

I know this list is bogus because “The Inhumans” is still on it.

Someone should remake Lethal Weapon with Crispin Glover and Tyrese Gibson.

I forgot about that line, that was amazing. "It's the only thing that makes sense!"

WHATEVER YOU'RE GOING TO DO, DO IT NOW

It's some bullshit thing that got rolling in the immediate aftermath of the Benghazi attack, where the some conservatives thought Obama didn't come out and blame radical Islamic terrorists immediately. There's this narrative that Obama doesn't believe Muslims could be terrorists or something despite the fact that…

The Nice Guys - Loved it, probably the funniest movie I've seen all year. The only knock against it was I didn't think it was too clear why the porno movie was so potentially damaging to the auto industry. I assumed it was because it contained details of the collusion the automakers had with the Justice Department,…