It's more fun than The Room because it's not rooted in insecurity and narcissism. The Room is fun to watch and laugh at, but thinking about what it reveals about Tommy Wiseau and his worldview is kind of icky. There's a sincerity to Miami Connection that makes it endearing despite it having some of the worst…

You're missing my point. If something is done well, people will watch it, no matter how many comic books they have or have not read. Guardians of the Galaxy is a prime example of that.

You're missing my point by a lot. If something's done in an appealing way, people will want to watch it, regardless of how many comic books they have or have not read. Guardians of the Galaxy is a prime example of that.

Yeah, the show has fans, so it's doing right by somebody and that's cool. I've just been let down by the fact that they have this big sandbox and they won't play in it.

Yeah, because the movie with the tree-man and the talking raccoon that only nerds knew about was such a tremendous failure. Chris Pratt's movie career was destroyed because of "pointless, esoteric trivia" like what an Infinity Gem is. If it's done right, people will watch it, as it turns out.

For one episode? Sure, why not? That Flash show made Gorilla Grodd happen. Besides, 90 percent of Man-Thing is just vines and leaves, it's not really that complicated a design.

It should have been a red flag that a concept as deep and as weird as Man-Thing amounted to a namedrop and nothing else. That really sums up the ambition and imagination behind Agents of SHIELD pretty much perfectly.

Yeah, they were written like crap, but in all honesty I would have been more willing to overlook that if their standalone episodes had thrown in Man-Thing or Werewolf By Night or Captain Ultra or Slapstick or fucking ANYTHING other than the lukewarm X-Men leftovers they've been fixated with.

Agents of SHIELD would have been better off as X-Files for Marvel. The Marvel bench is deep enough that they could do a monster-of-the-week type thing with dozens of C-list super-people that the movies would never touch in a million years. Instead, they shot themselves in the foot by pretending that the show could…

"Superman's boring, he's too powerful" in my experience is usually followed by, "But if Batman has time to PREPARE, he could totally beat Superman/Goku/Godzilla/Shiva/Galactus/etc."

It's nowhere near as good as the original but in terms of slasher remakes it's far better than it should have been. The sequel I think is good enough to stand on its own without the franchise trappings. It's too bad he won't be making another one just because I was a fan of the stunt casting in these. Howard Hessmann,…

Every title from this review sounds like it was created with a "Random Rob Zombie Song Title Generator" and that's pretty all right with me.

Ooh. Yeah, you're not wrong. I guess they did the same thing on the Iron Man cartoon:

All the needed to do was paint her green and say she's from the Argle-Bargle Dimension or whatever. Did they not think Tilda Swinton could play a convincing alien or something?

I would have voted for Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain from Vonnegut's "Slapstick," but he would probably get buried in the primaries before Super Tuesday, so I'm going to echo what many here have already said and throw my support behind Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho because he's a proven winner and his…

I can practically see the "Fat Ghost" VHS box in my mind.

One of my favorite moments is when they have to cut away from the podcast to see the sperm scene from "Son of the Mask" because they didn't all have the same version. "Ladies and gentlemen…"

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Oh yeah! I wouldn't be at all surprised if they gave Matthew Broderick movies higher priority so they can use that impression. Beating up on Matthew Broderick doesn't get old - I loved the HDTGM for "Deck the Halls" where the guest said her friend was on the set and saw Broderick moping around saying that movie was…

Them shoehorning Belushi into American Shaolin made that episode for me. Fat Ghoooooooooooooost!