Have a nice weekend.

Maybe instead of trying to sound clever, you should just wait until something clever comes to mind.

Whoa, you solved the riddle! How on earth did you ever figure that out?

I always pictured Ed Begley Jr. as the perfect George Jetson, so there you go.

The screenplay would have started out as a bittersweet dramedy about a writer with a dry sense of humor coping with fatherhood, it would have been rewritten into more of a cringe comedy about a struggling author still holding onto dreams of success while facing up to his domesticity, and it would have ended up being…

I would have wanted Phillip Seymour Hoffman, I would have settled for Zach Galifinakis, I would have gotten Josh Gad.

I think people are misreading Chewie’s reaction at the end of TFA. He’s not ignoring Leia, he’s too ashamed of himself to even look her in the eye. From his perspective, Chewbacca failed Han Solo. He owed that man his life, and he couldn’t do anything to protect him - and from his own son! I always thought that was…

And Frank gargling beer on the sidewalk in the middle of the day until it just foams out of his mouth all over his filthy t-shirt. I want to believe Devito wasn't directed to do that.

Have they done 10 episodes where Dee does that dry-heave thing? Because if so that's my top 10.

Frank charging into the bar waving his gun around yelling, "Where's the fire!!" like he's going to shoot it is just the best.

"Frankenstein in Guadalajara" = better movie.

At one point a few years ago Elton John was supposedly producing something called "Pride and Predator," which would have dropped the Predator (or a legally distinguishable knock-off) into a Jane Austen setting. I can't imagine that would have turned out any better than this, but I have to admit the title is punchier.

Weird Al is in all three Naked Guns - in 2 1/2 he's the criminal who gets knocked out when Frank opens a door into him. Seen here at about 11 seconds in: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

You really only needed the last line of the review, there.

My wife and I argue all the time about how HIMYM would be a perfect post-"Friends" sitcom without Ted Goddamn Mosby and his insufferable sad-sack routine. She doesn't see it, but Ted is Ross without Rachel and his self-pity is somehow supposed to be endearing instead of pathetic.

Linda Belcher is the reason characters were invented you IDIOT!

It's not a zero-sum game, though. His making a bad movie doesn't wipe a good movie of his off the slate. To continue the baseball analogy, Bucky Dent only hit 40 home runs in his entire 12-season MLB career, but that doesn't mean the one he hit to put the Yankees in the postseason in 1978 didn't count. Yeah, Roger…

First of all, you don't become a "journeyman" in the minor leagues by hitting .100. If Corman had absolutely zero chops as a filmmaker or a businessman he would have been bounced out of the business faster than you could say "James Nguyen." And as far as I know no one's pushing for Corman to be recognized as anything…

It's hard to imagine De Palma, Friedkin and Kubrick joining Nancy "The Quicker Picker-Upper" Walker on a list of the worst directors of 1980, but that's exactly what happened at the first Razzies. (They all lost to Robert Greenwald for Xanadu.) Regardless of their reasoning for that, that at least shows that there was…

Jupiter Ascending is fascinating because in the endless sea of Star Wars ripoffs, it's the only one that wants to be the Prequel Trilogy.