Seems like this test is preaching to the choir, since Wrangler owners seem to hardly be interested in safety while they’re dangling their legs out of the doorless openings to low-five each other with a sunburnt, flip-flop clad appendage.

I have about a dozen, mostly from the early 20th C. However the most interesting one is from the workers at DuPont’s Tyvek factory in Martinsville, VA. In 1991 they printed it on Tyvek.

They’re Canadian.  They’ll be sorry.

For those of you who are not drummers, Ludwig made the Salesman Kit for this purpose, with the different options of shell wrap. It was reissued in recent years and is totes rad.

As a non-Trump, how would one prepare for this briefing without first anticipating the questions? Because every question is going to be an indictment of Trump’s incompetence and moronity.

Macys is already prepared for social distancing.

I’m totally fine with the emergency capacity restrictions in place (also mandated my state), but it also means checking the weather as I need certain TJ’s items.

I would gladly say “Celeeka” the rest of my life if I don’t have to listen to that shitbox motor revving ever again.

The mirrors are the best part, because nothing says “Opulent Road Trip” quite like staring at my own, richly adorned ‘gina, while we cruise along at 70 mph on the pantsless highway to freedom.

You know that feeling like your naked, damp butthole is sitting on a bunch of 9V batteries? I got that through most of that tour video.

http://thunderpeel2001.blogspot.com/2015/02/wings-episodes-missing-from-netflix.html

Is she waiting for a Nazi to set her heart, and books, on fire?

Wow.  How many brow pencils did that take?

Fourth most famous, after Mercedes, Edsel and the Dino, is of course the Cadillac Yo Momma.

And it’s going to take him forever to clean all that!  I mean, how’s he going to have time for anything else?

Needs more racist stereotypes though.

Tactical...you know...for strategery.

Where are the NRA lawyers? Aren’t they going to save the day for Kenneth Walker, a law-abiding, gun-carrying member of society who was standing up to tyranny?

I never understood them as a kid. Mainly because I never had one that was fresh, so I thought the default texture was stale-from-grandma’s-pantry.

I was actually wondering how long (short) the wheel base is, and if that’s the attribute he was going for, with parking.