For the seats, Dad found a virtually new King Ranch leather upholstery set on Craigslist

Nice try, Tina Fey.

I just want a shot at a metric month. 10 months. 36-37 days per month.

Yes yes.  It smacks of uppityness, I dare say.

Great.  Now I have to spend the next 12 minutes going through the Wikipedia articles, learning about this nonsense.

Treat every person as if they were loaded.

Warren is popular here, but huge swaths of this state are suburbs and rural exurbs full of white, middle-Americans.

I’ve never heard of this product.  Is it only for Fetish Night?

I’ve never heard of this product.  Is it only for Fetish Night?

Where will Fancy Kristen’s car butler do the shopping now?

More importantly, how can I get Cannibal Witch to officiate my wedding?

And *that* is how you correctly pronounce “Regina.”

I never see her name *ever* outside the realm of Jezebel.

I used to be really interested in Peloton when they advertised during the Tour de France and the machines simulated different courses and landscapes.

I enjoyed the fuck out of this.  Thank you. GO O’RANGERS!

I was watching curling the other day, and a major sponsor is Jaegermeister. . .a drink designed to make even the most mundane tasks far more difficult.

This is the real heart of the matter

I bought the Miyoko plant butter (I eat a lot of toast) and it was fine. It doesn’t have enough culture in it to give it that butter tang and the melting point is a little lower than moo butter.

I love this country song.  How does the rest of it go?

I had to look a little harder to realize that Uncle Joe hadn’t grabbed a fistful of that kid’s doughy breadsticks.

Slightly off-topic, but this morning I saw three, 1980s, Japanese microvans on a car carrier, headed in the opposite direction on I-95 outside Boston.