You know that feeling like your naked, damp butthole is sitting on a bunch of 9V batteries? I got that through most of that tour video.

http://thunderpeel2001.blogspot.com/2015/02/wings-episodes-missing-from-netflix.html

Is she waiting for a Nazi to set her heart, and books, on fire?

Wow.  How many brow pencils did that take?

Fourth most famous, after Mercedes, Edsel and the Dino, is of course the Cadillac Yo Momma.

And it’s going to take him forever to clean all that!  I mean, how’s he going to have time for anything else?

Needs more racist stereotypes though.

Tactical...you know...for strategery.

Where are the NRA lawyers? Aren’t they going to save the day for Kenneth Walker, a law-abiding, gun-carrying member of society who was standing up to tyranny?

I never understood them as a kid. Mainly because I never had one that was fresh, so I thought the default texture was stale-from-grandma’s-pantry.

I was actually wondering how long (short) the wheel base is, and if that’s the attribute he was going for, with parking.

For the seats, Dad found a virtually new King Ranch leather upholstery set on Craigslist

Nice try, Tina Fey.

Yes yes.  It smacks of uppityness, I dare say.

Great.  Now I have to spend the next 12 minutes going through the Wikipedia articles, learning about this nonsense.

Treat every person as if they were loaded.

Warren is popular here, but huge swaths of this state are suburbs and rural exurbs full of white, middle-Americans.

I’ve never heard of this product.  Is it only for Fetish Night?

I’ve never heard of this product.  Is it only for Fetish Night?

Where will Fancy Kristen’s car butler do the shopping now?

More importantly, how can I get Cannibal Witch to officiate my wedding?