And *that* is how you correctly pronounce “Regina.”

I never see her name *ever* outside the realm of Jezebel.

I used to be really interested in Peloton when they advertised during the Tour de France and the machines simulated different courses and landscapes.

I enjoyed the fuck out of this.  Thank you. GO O’RANGERS!

I was watching curling the other day, and a major sponsor is Jaegermeister. . .a drink designed to make even the most mundane tasks far more difficult.

This is the real heart of the matter

I bought the Miyoko plant butter (I eat a lot of toast) and it was fine. It doesn’t have enough culture in it to give it that butter tang and the melting point is a little lower than moo butter.

I love this country song.  How does the rest of it go?

I had to look a little harder to realize that Uncle Joe hadn’t grabbed a fistful of that kid’s doughy breadsticks.

Slightly off-topic, but this morning I saw three, 1980s, Japanese microvans on a car carrier, headed in the opposite direction on I-95 outside Boston.

Thank you for this.

Perhaps a giant fell on it? Or a cerberus chewed it?

And yet, think about all he’s done for this country.

Maybe this is a situation where the ass was horribly mangled in some sort of accident, and they were like, “fuck it, I’ll cut off the damage and drive it anyway”?

For those of you unfamiliar with driving in India:

As a solution, Google can have their database reject so many coincident points.

I’ve lived in eastern Massachusetts for a combined 17 years and I’ve never seen this meat sack before.

Part of my job is mixing colors. . .and that ain’t fuckin’ mauve.

Interesting.  We must find the culprits.

If she’s the one who re-branded carambola as “star fruit” then I have some words for her. . .now that she can’t hear me.