You, and undercooked rice and inconsistent quality, are the reason Blue Shirt went out of business.

Hey!  Some people are trying to eat, here! :-(

I don’t know who Hassan Jameel is, but he looks exactly like the guy who flipped me off in traffic and drove around me because I refused to block an intersection.

Also, that one table is truly massive. They should have more chairs on top of the table, seating people in the middle.

That’s fun and resourceful. . .but as a seatmate, I would be slightly annoyed at the extra visual interference in front of my face.

None of these diagrams have a cat.  We all know one, 10 lb cat takes up the same amount of space as one, 180 lb human.

I think James May solo shows tend to work better than Clarkson or Hammond shows, or even late Top Gear or TGT.  May is far more comfortable being himself on camera than the other two.

The Cup will make you A Duck.

I bet a lot of little girls just asked their parents for one because of her performance.

Love the Gibson SG homage to Rosetta Tharpe.  That can not be a coincidence.

Temmeli said he always found Zipco’s “family” schtick a bit corny, but he believed, “if it did become successful, then I’d be able to be like, ‘Yo look, we’re making millions now, give me mine.’ I thought ‘Maybe this will pay off in the end.’”

I’ve heard that carrots are also good at returning rings.

That brown gold is being sold off pallets in Moscow right now.

Sounds like he’s fully qualified to be a GOP candidate for some sort of elected office.

An establishment that makes nearly all its money from the slaughter of animals does not give a fuck about any diet based on morals or ethics. Get real.

That’s ridiculous.  We all know Arby’s is a punishment for misbehaving.

Thank you for being succinct and clear. Gizmodo has a post about this, but it was completely unreadable.

I’ve used Oxi Clean for my tile bathroom floor, but if you don’t rinse every last atom of it off, it will be insanely slippery the next time a wet appendage makes contact with the floor.

I’ve used Oxi Clean for my tile bathroom floor, but if you don’t rinse every last atom of it off, it will be…

I loved the Magnum in the way I also adore the Ford Flex (needlessly butch, but also practical).

I use Cascade Platinum Oxi in my dishwasher and it works fantastically. However, it leaves a lemon “scent” (stench) in all things plastic. WHY WOULD IT NEED TO BE SCENTED, IT’S FOR FOOD.