Build that wall. . .in turn 3.

I commute daily on a newishly-repaved section of I-95 that has at least 10 miles of weaving, winding, continuous scars, from what I have assumed is from one tire-less rim.

Keeping period correct with Jim Carey doing Ace Ventura in the movie, but with a mustache.

As a lifelong public servant, I have never had alcohol paid for by the taxpayers.

The company does already sell a veggie ball,

Some people anxiously await the return of the McRib or the McLobster.

I have tinnitus.  Silence is so loud, all the time.

The authorities aren’t concerned when I’m downing rum and soda crackers at home with my cat.

Yay!  There’s finally something at Sonic I can eat!

Interestingly, I’ve done this before and it does not always work. The reason is that the button intervals mess with possible hem lengths.

This is the definition of More Money Than Sense.

The only way for it to be better, is if he was staring at the OKC bench as he let the shot go.

I really like how Chanclas makes me look so fondly at familial physical abuse. I can’t wait to have enough money to buy my own team so I can have the Bremerton Threatening Belts.

I really like how Chanclas makes me look so fondly at familial physical abuse. I can’t wait to have enough money to…

There are monuments in my area to a mythical tribe “discoverer” of America. . .which was total, made-up bullshit.

It makes me think of some kind of primate deity, illuminated from behind by a bright orange sun, looking boldly to the north. It is a poor attempt at a verbal assault.

While it’s true that there is an established history of women on board, it is still a male dominated culture and space.

The simulation’s OK. But what I really want to know is what it would look like if I sat on top of the driver, with my legs sticking through the halo like an F1 thong.

Be good to yourself.  Leave the damn thing there.

They also generally have signs well before customs, indicating that you’re about to get to a check point to leave the country.

These remind me of headstones for infants and children I see in eastern cemeteries.