Brought to you by the state that requires you to PAY TAX ON PURCHASES MADE OUT OF STATE. That’s infuriating.

I still need a little more time to recover from the Cola Wars.

That whole Repole quote is psychotic. Get rid of the university president because the basketball team is in disarray? In Michigan State-type or other abuse situations, yes. But this is just shitty basketball.  Get a grip.

Didn’t work.  Put the bag back on its head.

Meanwhile, it’s now the season when people take their golden retrievers and labradors outside to brush them, leaving strange carpets of dog hair in public parks.

Dodge only puts steering wheels in their cars because it’s probably required by law.  Hellcat in Turn 1 would be the end of it.

I talk shit and submit garbage because I *have* watched a lot of NASCAR.  I earned this stupidity.

Just be done with it and have a random starting grid.

Hockey playoffs started?  A cursory look at ESPN and you wouldn’t even have guessed that.

Yeah, but look how nicely his hair has been growing in.

The white shoes is definitely trying too hard.

This is always helpful for me since youtube videos are blocked at work.

Looks like a tarted-up Chevy sedan.

We live in a world with culturally associated foods and eating habits. These are a kind of food format.

The country is full?  GOP better start supporting birth control and abortion rights or we’ll be spilling over the border fence.

Initially, I did not say “Wizdom” correctly in my head.

And with 2, you could ride them like a fancy circus rider doing horse tricks.

It looks like a Sentra that got daewooed.

I like how they’re bringing back the Jets helmet of their Richie Kotite glory days.

I had recently brought my Subaru in for the valve spring recall only for my car to sit there for a week. They didn’t tell me that the parts were unavailable until I pressed them after a few phone calls. . .then I told them that I was picking up my car that afternoon and they were not allowed to work on it.  The…