no worries, any chance to shit on trump is very welcome :D

“this is an island sitting in the middle of an ocean, and it’s a big ocean, it’s a very big ocean”

i said people, not reanimated orange rinds with lint stuck to them.

Except Trump. He should be stranded without aid.

My absolute fave is “My Father Touched my Butthole.”

It seems like there is a Mr. Show sketch for almost everything, but this is particularly awesome because A) The Satanic Temple is seriously the best and B) This might be my favorite Mr. Show sketch next to the Dalai Lama one, thank you for posting it here!

Days ago Hillary wrote that they should deploy the SNS Comfort and that Sec. Mattis and the Dept. of Defense needed to get the fuck on with it. I just keep thinking that if she were president, maybe the people who died today when a San Juan hospital generator ran out of diesel and their machines shut off, would still…

The President is a FUCK head. Jeezus Christ this ignorant orange turd makes GWBush sound as erudite as William H. Buckley.

All we need is John Kelly be in earshot of Cheetolini and grumble about how President Obama never sent the USNS Comfort anywhere....

I think that’s their entire raison d’etre.

Trump is the white sheet his supporters project their fantasies on.

I love that the Satanic Temple makes it their beeswax to be as ridiculously litigious as they can whenever shit like this happens. They are good eggs.

and boats too. not possible

I am taking solace in planning how I am going to celebrate when he goes to prison, is impeached, and/or is assassinated. I am going to buy some Prosseco (my favorite bubbly) and have a huge fire dancing party in my back yard. I am working on a playlist of perfect songs now if you’d like to contribute any.

Never in my life have I felt so much visceral anger towards someone I’ve never met.

Trump joined the enterprise in 2008, promising to turn things around. He didn’t. In 2011, the club acquired more bonds to pay back previous bonds. The golf course filed for bankruptcy in 2015. Politifact reports that taxpayers footed its bill

I think he forgot air travel exists.

“It’s a very big ocean.” Five words I do not expect to emanate from a grown man’s mouth when assessing a disaster.

I prefer animated Comic Book Guy.