Since we’re clearly in the darkest timeline, let me get one step ahead of hollywood.

NewsRadio 2019: Tired of all the fake news the gang is back and at the mic with only the most trusted alt-right reports on what the liberal elite wont tell you. Will include an episode focused on Andy Dick texting the staff unsolicited …

I want my Cop Rock reboot!

Don’t do this to me.

Ladies night would be good if it meant that men were not allowed in.

The header image is a coupe glass, not martini. But if you ordered a martini and it came in a coupe, I don’t think it would be unreasonable to have your bartender shot without trial.

I feel the same. A true ladies night would ban men entirely so that we can have uninterrupted fun.

For me, a perfect ladies night scenario: A LOT of women show up, get big discounts. A dude walks in and every women banshee-shrieks him back out the door. Someone turns up the music and we get rid of our bras and pants and tear up the dance floor til 3 A.M.

And just to be clear...they repulse us because they hate women. 

Oh Terry.

Precisely. Which is exactly why I’m like folks need to stop wasting their breath with their “Think of it was YOUR CHILD” or whatever cuz they would literally never be able to do that. They couldn’t even conceive of a world where they aren’t rich or white and their kids aren’t rich and white and I wish people would…

Call me when Johnny Depp is selling his scarves, then I’ll believe he’s broke. 

He’s one of the only Hollywood men I would trust to be alone in a room with. I would hug him so tight. 

Also, his feminism doesn’t seem performative like that guy from Orange is the New Black or a few other men.  He is very active about speaking to groups of men about the importance of feminism.

Terry Crews is an amazing human being. I’m glad that he’s using his platform to speak out. I wish I had some Terry Crews in my life right now. NINE-NINE!

I love him and feel like he’s one of the only guys that actually “gets it.” It’s not “what if it happened to your mother/sister/daughter” bullshit with him. He has actual empathy, which is more than can be said of like 95% of men (if I’m being generous). Russell Simmons is a piece of shit who pursued underage models…

Remember all their freak outs over seeing her upper arms exposed?

Melania is a garbage person. She is a “model” and knows something about clothing choices. This was a purposeful decision made by a racist birther that will make her racist birther husband happy/less enraged. This administration is so “fuck you” to everyone, and loves picking on people who can’t fight back. I CAN’T…

Can you.